Archive for July, 2009
Ugly Cunts XI - July 22nd, 2009

Yesterday morning i had my first ‘Final Destination’ moment. You know how they can apparently stay alive by paying attention to the signs and signals and what have you? Every morning i cross at this set of traffic lights with a little island thing in the middle near the exhibition center. The island bit is sort of on the apex of the corner so as you stand there, the traffic is coming directly at you and then it curves away in front of you.

Personal Space – Germans and You - July 17th, 2009

Another import from the classic Xanga days…

I would describe myself as apathetic, except that i don’t possess the incline to subscribe to a doctrine.

Normally this doesn’t cause an issue…except in relationships…however i can see it getting me into trouble. Take the other day for example, when i was pretty much bullied on a train. It could have ended worse i guess.

God smote the enemies of the righteous - July 11th, 2009

I’ll try to make this my last German-bashing post for a while…i said ‘try’ peoples…So me and a friend got drunk in a certain Irish pub one time while he was going through a bit of a rough patch. In the course of venting, we decided to write down our frustrations on the backs of these free post card things for posterity. I now bring you, the aforementioned venting cards. I believe the premise was a collection of things pissing us off at the time…

Because Farah Fawcett wanted it that way! - July 9th, 2009

As most of my friends know I don’t really read or listen to the news. Hard to believe isn’t it when all of my arguments are all factually based like :) So I may be way off target with this one. But it’s not whether you win or lose its how you play the game!

Phil Leguizamo - July 5th, 2009

So the other day i watched George A Romero’s Land Of The Dead. Pretty average movie, but what stuck with me the most is how much our friend Flip looks like John Leguizamo and how they both appear to have problems with their necks where they can only face a camera at an angle.

Bye Bye Ronnie - July 2nd, 2009

So Christiano has left, and Tevez should soon follow suit. Bit ambivalent to be honest. You don’t want to play for United then Fuck Off! You’re not bigger than this club. Good luck Real…he should fit in nicely with you lot.