Archive for February, 2010
You can’t always get what you want - February 23rd, 2010

But if you try sometimes, you just might find… you’ll get shat on from a great height…

So why fucking try?

I had another entry prepared for you earlier but it doesn’t quite sit right with me at the moment so it’s been bumped.

Deal with it.

A bunny rabbit, a cloud and some flowers walk into a bar - February 16th, 2010

Today was another day. The sky looked atmospheric. The sun was glistening off an ice puddle on my way into work like a massive light reflecting off some water which had frozen and taken on reflective capabilities. I ate lunch which was sustaining. Work was profitable for the people that employ me. I went home and drank a beverage that tasted exactly like beer before going to sleep.

I’m not what you would call a morning person - February 15th, 2010

The only positive i can think of with regards to early shifts is that the peasants in my suburb haven’t had a chance to set the daily smouldering fire that is the cigarette part of the rubbish bin at the top of the stairs before heading down into the underground station. Trust me when i tell you that there is nothing quite like the smell of burning tar-soaked filters to get you focused on the day ahead. Tantalises the nose hairs…

What also floats in water? - February 4th, 2010

In my blog.txt file on my computer i have written ‘Women have mafia mentality’. I wish i knew what i was thinking when i wrote that. Sounds like a concept i would like to explore and build on…

Another one i have written is ‘Modern psychology stopped with the hysterectomy’. This is hilarious. I would assume i was being facetious with this. I think it is more funny to me to think where my mind must have been at that point in time. A quick brush up for those of you who don’t know, the hysterectomy originally came about as a cure for hysteria. It was thought at the time that only women could suffer from hysteria. What makes a woman different to a man? A Uterus. Well let’s get rid of the Uterus then…that should cure it!

Nice Guys Finish Last - February 2nd, 2010

My writing sucks for two reasons at the moment…a) I have hardly any time to write any more until i get everything sorted with my flat and contract etc. b) I’ve been rather happy recently….for a change. My writing has always been awful when i’m happy. My songwriting used to really suffer. It just does nothing for me. No wonder i like Grunge music so much…teenage angst is the way forward. I’ll have to try tap in to some repressed hatred to write well again until i invariably fuck something up in my life to make me sad and angry again.