I actually have a wealth of material for this here thing, just not enough time to publish it. Does wealth imply quality as well as quantity? That might be misleading. I have an abundance…
There is a sign at my local tube station that reads something like:
“Walk carefully on the escalators – last month 34 serious injuries, 1 fatality.”
I don’t know if I should be more cautious of the evidently lethal metal stairs or the apparent hordes of retards surrounding me that are using them.
I met my first lacrosse douche the other day having only ever seen them in American teen coming of age movies. This specimen was stretching before boarding a train? I guess they are all douches.
Things i hate:
- Denim dan’s. Not cool unless you’re from a hick town that has banned dancing and you’re going to attempt to remedy the situation by playing chicken on a tractor…
- Sitting across from a coffee drinker on the bus in a morning.
- When the aforementioned coffee drinker also smokes.
- People that have headphones on while sitting with their friends…who also smoke and drink coffee.
Things I like:
- Critiquing the prawn sitting opposite to me on the bus on my blackberry and occasionally looking past him ‘out the window’ for inspiration to finish my ‘email’…
- Reading the instructions on things which are fairly intuitive to use, just see how close to the mark I am.
- Finding out I have been using dishwashing liquid correctly.
- That wave of air that follows a girl a second or so after she walks past you that carries her perfume.
You don’t need to be a genius to figure out who this song reminds me of.
Do you remember, nothing stopped us on the field in our day…
Tags: 30 Day Song Challenge, coffee, Cold Chisel, Denim Dan's, Flame Trees, footloose, girls, lacrosse, Things that piss me off, Tube
your microblogging texts just aren’t cutting it…it has been 30 days since your last post…share the wealth!!!