Say what you want about my affinity for the word but it certainly brings the public in. Whether or not it is the type of public i want is another matter. After all, my blog’s subheading is and was (in the xanga days) ‘Illustrating the diversity of the C-word‘; it does carry an underlying agenda. I remembered an entry from Squires some time back (link?) about the different ways people had come across his website (referrals for the un-web 2.0), so i decided i would chew through some time and have a look.
The top 10 search engine query’s which have (mis)led people to my page as recorded by the blog software are:
- 20: cunts
- 2: manchester(…)d hendrix
- 2: masturbation
- 2: pissing mastutbation
- 2: luke chadwick ugly
- 1: hugh grant
- 1: soundgarde(…)urstville
- 1: www.joesquires.com
- 1: joe+says
- 1: tomi hendrix experience
Not hilarious on it’s own but certainly indicative. So i decided to dig a little deeper. Some other queries observed:
* SEARCH ENGINE: search.aol.com SK (page: 1)
* KEYWORDS: aniston+cunt
Descriptive or possessive? You decide!
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google Images (page: 2)
* KEYWORDS: luke chadwick ugly
and
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google Images UK (page: 2)
* KEYWORDS: luke chadwick ugly
I want to see if he is uglier in the UK!
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google (page: 1)
* KEYWORDS: ivorian cunt
What’s his name again? He plays for Chelsea… um…i don’t know, just google his description!
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google (page: 1)
* KEYWORDS: pussycats sluts
Unless i don’t remember searching for this, i may have coined a nickname.
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google Images (page: 1)
* KEYWORDS: pissing mastutbation
This poor French lad was so excited in anticipation he couldn’t even type properly.
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google Images (page: 1)
* KEYWORDS: irish cunt
Possessive / descriptive?
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google Images (page: 28)
* KEYWORDS: bathroom masturbation
28 pages people! Talk about determination! I’m kind of glad that i don’t come up earlier in this search.
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google Images (page: 31)
* KEYWORDS: cunts
This Dutch fella was clearly more determined / in need.
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google Images TR (page: 23)
* KEYWORDS: masturbation yapan adam
I don’t know what this translates to in Turkish but for 23 pages of google images it would want to be worth it.
* SEARCH ENGINE: aolsearch.aol.co.uk SK (page: 1)
* KEYWORDS: Cunts and Bulmers
Sounds like a night out at Waxy’s…
* SEARCH ENGINE: Google Images (page: 6)
* KEYWORDS: piss of death
I almost, almost want to put this into Google to see what else you can find.
Derby time!
Tags: Carlos Tevez, Cunts, Didifallover, Squires, waxys