So the other day i watched George A Romero’s Land Of The Dead. Pretty average movie, but what stuck with me the most is how much our friend Flip looks like John Leguizamo and how they both appear to have problems with their necks where they can only face a camera at an angle. I mean seriously:

Dude can i have your autograph? :)

While we are on the topic of movies i am very excited about the release of what is surely to be THE blockbuster movie of the summer. It’s a veritable who’s who of Hollywood. Christian Bale stars but is aptly supported by Hugh Grant, Wesley Snipes, Tom Cruise, Julia Roberts, Vin Diesel, Jennifer Aniston and Joe Pesci with Cameo’s by Adam Sandler, Vince Vaughan and Eminem.

“Playing the only characters they know how, Hollywood’s biggest stars unite in this Summers blockbuster extravaganza – THE ONE DIMENSION!”

Who are you? John Conner? No I’m Batman. Cunt.

There is no finer ice-breaker than the moonwalk ciao. I have never seen someone fail with a moonwalk ciao.

What do the cv’s of Scaffolder’s look like? Skills – I was really good with Technical Lego before moving up to Mecano. My shit was always better than my friends.

Apologies, to any of my friends who became scaffolders after school. But seriously were you heaps better than anyone else at playing Mecano?

Ok i have a mate and i won’t name any names, but they happen to be Irish so you can just make up an Irish name here. So Paddy was on holidays recently and got stung by a Jellyfish and decided it best to pee on the sting to neutralize it. I have no idea if this works nor am i writing about the validity of this method. I just want to know if it’s possible to pee on yourself without hearing Chappelle doing R Kelly – Piss on You! in your head. I don’t think it is. While he was telling me this story i just had all these visions of standing in the shower pissing on my leg thinking “Players want to hate, Lovers want to love, i don’t even want none of the above, i want to piss on you…pee on you…”

Drip drip drip.

Tags: Adam Sandler, Batman, Chappelles Show, Christian Bale, Cunt, Eminem, Flip, Hugh Grant, Jennifer Aniston, Joe Pesci, John Leguizamo, Julia Roberts, Land Of The Dead, Moonwalk Ciao, One DImensional Characters, Piss On You, R Kelly, Scaffolders, Snatch Wars, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel, Vince Vaughan, Wesley Snipes

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