"It's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious!"
"I'll touch it if you ask me to but how is up to you"
"I'd love to shove your head into a barbed-wire fence, but you'd probably tell me all about it...You shit me to tears!"
"Just remember I will always love you, even as I tear your fucking throat away. But it will end no other way. It will end no other way!"