Always be cautious around bow-legged people…they’re shifty. Nobody’s going around riding horses any more, so why are they bow-legged? Shifty i tell you.
While I’m on the topic of legs… your knees should not be the widest part of your legs. You’re supposed to have thigh muscles AND calf muscles. Seriously people, I will buy you a sandwich, it just looks fucking disgusting.
…at least that way you’ll know she’s a nutter. Seriously i’d rather find out up front and know what you are dealing with than at some stage further down the road when you are in too deep to make a gracious exit.
Comically, I don’t date anywhere near enough girls where i can pass these sorts of comments off without the girl(s) in question getting suspicious.
"I won't be round today"
"Just remember I will always love you, even as I tear your fucking throat away. But it will end no other way. It will end no other way!"
"I lost touch with reality, now my personality is an unwanted commodity..."
"And he still gives his love, he just gives it away and the love he receives is the love that is saved"
