Chelsea are a team of cunts… No seriously. Just take a look at their squad:
Petr Cech – Thin-skulled cunt.
Ashley Cole – Thieving cunt.
John Terry – Racist cunt.
Alex – Big cunt.
Ricardo Carvalho – Cunt of the highest order.
Jose Bosingwa – Monobrowed cunt.
Michael Essien – Criminal cunt.
Michael Ballack – Overrated cunt.
Frank Lampard – Can’t play with the [...]