Ugly Cunts XI

TomiHendrix — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:33:01 +0000

Yesterday morning i had my first ‘Final Destination’ moment. You know how they can apparently stay alive by paying attention to the signs and signals and what have you? Every morning i cross at this set of traffic lights with a little island thing in the middle near the exhibition center. The island bit is sort of on the apex of the corner so as you stand there, the traffic is coming directly at you and then it curves away in front of you. I crossed over this morning and saw this fella standing about 10 feet back from the curb…i thought it was a bit over the top. I walked up the the edge as normal. Some other woman who was by my side then took a couple of steps back, as the cars proceed to make there way towards you. All the while the Stones ‘Can’t always get what you want’ is playing on my ipod, Keeping in mind one of my best friends from home is coming to visit me in two days time….

I still stood there. Screw you death!

Righto, i’m about to set off on holidays with the aforementioned friend, so this may be my last post for a bit. If im really geeky i might rehash another xanga post and set it to publish in a weeks time or so. Seamless…you would never know!

We’ve been speaking about this one for a while now, and so here it is. My official, Ugly Cunts XI.

Steve Ogrizovic – Coming out of retirement. Special thanks to Timothy for helping with the selection.

Backs L-R: Joleon Lescott, Gary Neville, Carlos Puyol, Jose Bosingwa

Midfield L-R: Luke Chadwick (c), Paul Scholes, Frank Ribery, Ronaldinho

Fowards L-R: Dirk Kuyt, Carlos Tevez

Bench L-R: Peter Crouch, Ivan Campo, Bacary Sagna, Gary’s Brother Phil

Manager: Ian Dowie

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Ugly Cunts XI