CNN is my polar opposite. I am the most uninformed person on the planet.
Friendships aren’t rational. It’s like when you’re a football manager and your star Ivorian Coast striker blatantly dives and you claim not to have seen the play and will have to see the video. You have to take your friends side no matter what. If you are shown the replay at a later stage then you best be good at bullshitting.
So the other day i watched George A Romero’s Land Of The Dead. Pretty average movie, but what stuck with me the most is how much our friend Flip looks like John Leguizamo and how they both appear to have problems with their necks where they can only face a camera at an angle.
"At the end of my day I found out, You weren't worth what I thought of you"
"I lost touch with reality, now my personality is an unwanted commodity..."
"Fuck you and your friend, I've got time for revenge, and you ain't got tomorrow"
"I'd love to shove your head into a barbed-wire fence, but you'd probably tell me all about it...You shit me to tears!"
