Posts Tagged ‘Chelski’
Always be cautious around bow-legged people…they’re shifty. Nobody’s going around riding horses any more, so why are they bow-legged? Shifty i tell you.
While I’m on the topic of legs… your knees should not be the widest part of your legs. You’re supposed to have thigh muscles AND calf muscles. Seriously people, I will buy you a sandwich, it just looks fucking disgusting.
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A decent nights rest and very little to drink the previous night meant we were feeling fine. We set off to enjoy Prague during the daytime. not phased by the seemingly ineffectiveness of the ‘Slavic plan’ it was decided that if we were to run into any nefarious creatures on the trams or in the streets silk would address me in Serbian – though sadly not on the Serbian finger phone – and i would respond with ‘Da’. What could possibly go wrong?
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I’m not finding things as funny any more as i continue to do an impersonation of someone that doesn’t care.
Another from the old Xanga days. It’s funny to read this actually to see that i once liked Tevez. That was before he tried to be bigger than our team. You can try to go against Fergie if you’re stupid enough Carlito, but don’t think for one second the fans will follow you down that road.
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Chelsea are a team of cunts… No seriously. Just take a look at their squad: Petr Cech – Thin-skulled cunt. Ashley Cole – Thieving cunt. John Terry – Racist cunt. Alex – Big cunt. Ricardo Carvalho – Cunt of the highest order. Jose Bosingwa – Monobrowed cunt. Michael Essien – Criminal cunt. Michael Ballack – […]
Tags: Balaklavas, Chelski, Christy Moore, Coldplay, Cunts, Missing You
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