Posts Tagged ‘Drinking’
Why can’t we not be sober? - November 20th, 2010

Have you ever noticed how abstinence is the only thing that is regarded as an achievement that involves simply doing nothing. I did nothing today – You fucking lazy shit! I didn’t drink today – well done!

Have you ever watched old people? I mean not just watching them as they walk at an ever decreasing pace in front of you. I mean i walk slow but i’ve seen retarded, one-legged ants cover a greater distance than some of them. They would probably be able to move faster if they just jumped and let the earth’s rotation move underneath them. But i mean proper watched them from some vantage point? waiting for a train or something like that? Sooner or later they will stop and check what they’re doing…as if they are not 100% sure they should be doing it. Like when they randomly stop everyone around you at the airport to get their bag swabbed and you’re not really sure if you are allowed to walk through or they are going to call in special ops to hunt you down…

It’s been a while - April 28th, 2010

Apologies for not writing for a bit. I’ve reached a whole new level of being busy. It’s not any one thing i can put my finger on either…i’m just spread incredibly thin. I remember taking on an additional role at Einstein in a feeble attempt for more money and wondering if i would manage the extra workload. That worked out alright – well except the additional money part. I’ve just taken on a new role, which was not supposed to be an addition but rather a replacement at my current workplace. However, i don’t think anyone else got that memo as my old workload has increased with people increasingly going walkabout. Nothing particularly hard mind you, just time consuming when i would rather be learning my new role. Long story, long, that is why i’m not updating that frequently. Deal with it.

something something something namedrop - December 5th, 2009

How you finding the new layout? This will surely piss off Squires who had bookmarked the blog page. Sucks to be you mate! Seriously comments welcome. I’m not sure about the ‘Recent comments’ section on the bottom right.

Ok i have another post written but i’m still deciding if i should post it, so in the interim here’s another old Xanga one.

I saw Johhny Cash this morning. He’d lost a bit of weight and turned German but he seemed well…

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon - October 9th, 2009

Never one to take more than i give, here is a little bit of education for y’all. Wikipedia is a bit like a pick-a-path novel sometimes. Reading an article on Australian sports fans being limited to 24 cans of beer for the annual Bathurst 1000 race and the associated uproar, some young upstart for the BBC has tried to claim that the title given to Aussies as big drinkers may be erroneous. Typical really – whinging frigging poms trying to take some other title off us. Let me just reassure you, we will confidently drink you under the table. The Germans…will drink you under the table. The Irish…will drink you under the table…then wake you up to do shots.

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