Posts Tagged ‘Family Guy’
30 Day Song Challenge: 1. Your Favourite Song - June 1st, 2011

So here we go, 30 posts in 30 days. What better day to start than the first of June? Makes it easier to keep track of right? And on the 31st day he rested. Unfortunately i don’t quite have the time, nor the inclination at the moment to craft 30 full posts so what you get is going to be a hybrid thingy. I’ve been meaning to do the Wastebook 30day song challenge for a while now but can’t quite bring myself to post that many updates on wastebook.

Live from 34,000 feet – It’s Late Night with Tomi Hendrix! - September 6th, 2010

Forget everything else i told you. Forget everything else you know. Step away from the vehicle. There’s nothing to see here. I know i told you that i would recap via serial form the past few months…where did i leave off…May or June or something…forget it. It’s in the past…get with the now. I’ve been in some sort of weird slumber since March or April i think and i’ve finally come up for a breath of fresh air. We figured out today i’ve travelled more this year than Loid who works in the travel industry. I figure i’ve had about 5 or ten days maximum to myself in my flat since April. This shit is unfortunately real and i’ve got to come to terms with it fast.

The clue is in the word itself - January 20th, 2010

I slept like a baby last night…..in two hour intervals interrupted by inexplicable crying fits before shitting my pants and smiling…

Every now and then i forget how to breathe. I know it sounds like a family guy episode gone wrong. “Hey Lois! This is worse than that time i forgot how to breathe!” But seriously i do. It’s only certain situations that trigger it and i’m not always aware. It may be like a really hot chick sitting next to me on a tube or something and i become really conscious about breathing. Just act normal. Wait what are you doing? Are you breathing heavier? She’s going to know you think she’s hot! Stop it! Breathe normally! etc. And no matter how hard i try i can’t make it return to normal. I start breathing in and doing this “In…one Mississippi…two Mississippi…out!” crap.

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