Merry Christmas all!
I had to slightly edit this one because of some comments leading up to the US election, for no other reason than they didn’t make sense now in the timeline. Oh, and i was in Australia when i wrote this one so just pretend im on holidays there and not in the UK.
OK so speaking as an Australian in Australia…albeit for a short bit of time, here are some observations / words of advice…
I wish that my runny nose would either feck right off, or would turn into a full-blown cold. I seem to be resigned to some sort of sniffly purgatory and i’m not that big a fan it must be said.
I should take this opportunity to mention that a lot of the things i write on here have been previously road tested on the unsuspecting individuals i hang out with. It’s probably a good thing they don’t read my blog cause then they would realise i am just going for extra mileage of something that has already gotten a laugh.
"I'd love to shove your head into a barbed-wire fence, but you'd probably tell me all about it...You shit me to tears!"
"I'm only waiting for the proper time to tell you that it's impossible to get along with you"
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, i know you will be a star in somebody elses sky, but why can't it be mine?"
"Keep on sniffing till your brain goes pop"
Desensitized to everything, what became of subtlety? - October 1st, 2009
You really get a lot of satisfaction publishing rants…comments left under posts…page hits…whole discussions on other peoples blogs about your posts without commenting on the post itself…
So i’m not allowed to discuss the c-bomb and now i can’t talk about fashion either. There’s just no keeping Squires’ high-brow audience happy is there. I might go back and edit my post (if i can’t write a new one) to include ugg-boots worn outside the house – that’s a definite no-no.
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