Posts Tagged ‘Football’
It’s been a while - April 28th, 2010

Apologies for not writing for a bit. I’ve reached a whole new level of being busy. It’s not any one thing i can put my finger on either…i’m just spread incredibly thin. I remember taking on an additional role at Einstein in a feeble attempt for more money and wondering if i would manage the extra workload. That worked out alright – well except the additional money part. I’ve just taken on a new role, which was not supposed to be an addition but rather a replacement at my current workplace. However, i don’t think anyone else got that memo as my old workload has increased with people increasingly going walkabout. Nothing particularly hard mind you, just time consuming when i would rather be learning my new role. Long story, long, that is why i’m not updating that frequently. Deal with it.

A vacuous husk of a woman - January 6th, 2010

H&M is not the place for sprint cyclists and hockey players. Seriously, even with my gut i can wear a slim-fit business shirt and the cut is good…but slim-fit trousers? I have to go up to twice my waist size before i can get my legs in without looking like the frontman of a britpop article band…

It feels like ages since i’ve written anything so i might be a little rusty. Sort of like Basketball at the moment. I’d love to see the German’s i play with, play a game with a full referee – it would be hilarious. It’s not a foul if you lose the ball people…these are called steals and turnovers. I’ve also read an incredible piece of tedium from Squires which may have dulled my creative abilities in telling a tale so apologies up front…it’s all on your shoulders mate.

I want to have Roonbeast’s baby - December 1st, 2009

Always be cautious around bow-legged people…they’re shifty. Nobody’s going around riding horses any more, so why are they bow-legged? Shifty i tell you.

While I’m on the topic of legs… your knees should not be the widest part of your legs. You’re supposed to have thigh muscles AND calf muscles. Seriously people, I will buy you a sandwich, it just looks fucking disgusting.

Peripheral vision - June 16th, 2009

So i have my own website now. DO NOT be expecting more frequent updates. I am a man of bridled enthusiasm…

I never managed to grow dreadlocks…coincidentally i never became a Bike Courier either…

I think i may have come up with a valid explanation. Everything i have whinged about with regards to German behaviour can be explained.

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