I have finally decided…i don’t find Rihanna attractive…and i find the spelling of her name counterintuitive…and i really like the word counterintuitive and all that it implies…
I recently bought some flowers for some different people. I’m hoping it might make at least one of the recipients happy. Anyway, now the flower company is sending me emails about their specials and seasonal offers etc. Yesterday i got one titled “Admire your fiery Arian loved ones” …Arian flowers…you’d really want to make sure your audience knows how to spell and the difference between the two words. How many of those gift cards have been addressed to ‘my blue-eyed girl’…
Tags: arians, Berger, Bumbershoot, Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns, counterintuitive, Family Feud, Fender Jaguar, flowers, Friends, girls, Jack White, Mother Love Bone, Rihanna, school, social retard, Squires, texting, Unbridled, University, wastebook
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I am eternally surprised when i encounter someone who walks slower than i do. I don’t even know if what i do is considered walking. I sort of amble. Michael Jordan can walk faster than me by jumping and letting the earth rotate beneath him. If i was in Zeppelin the chorus would have been “It’s time to amble on, sing my song” I should have stuck with my songwriting…my lyrics are awesome.
“and i got more rhymes than the beasties got songs about having more rhymes than other people, places and things”
Tags: ambling, Annoyances, Ashes, Australia, beastie boys, Cricket, Cunts, England, Friends, Germans, Michael Jordan, Old Age, oompah loompahs, Pussycat Sluts, Sir Alex Ferguson, sunbeds, Trains
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CNN is my polar opposite. I am the most uninformed person on the planet.
Friendships aren’t rational. It’s like when you’re a football manager and your star Ivorian Coast striker blatantly dives and you claim not to have seen the play and will have to see the video. You have to take your friends side no matter what. If you are shown the replay at a later stage then you best be good at bullshitting.
Tags: beastie boys, bob marley, Chappelles Show, chinese democracy, CNN, cypress hill, darwin, Didifallover, Diving, facebook, financial crisis, Friends, hip hop classics, house of pain, ice is back, internet, music review, public enemy, queen, Squires, Tom Cruise, vanilla ice
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I don’t really feel like writing yet, so i’m not sure how long this one will be. Maybe the final destination ending i foresaw may not have been a bad option after all. Let’s just say my holiday turned out nothing like i had planned. C’est la vie, and all that cliched dribble. Whilst it was enlightening in the fact that i finally found out i suffer from Assburgers disorder and BBD (a rare syndrome where you believe you are a mediocre east coast early 90’s rap group), like Phong says, it doesn’t take multiple degrees to see that i have a personality disorder. However, the trip also brought an end to both my noblest of crushes, and my most irrational pursuit.
Tags: BBD, Can't Change Me, Chris Cornell, Enemies, Final Destination, Friends, Living Color, Nothingness, Powderfinger, Rivers Cuomo, Socially Retarded Tortoise Plan, Unbridled, Weezer, Why Bother?
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