Posts Tagged ‘girls’
I actually have a wealth of material for this here thing, just not enough time to publish it. Does wealth imply quality as well as quantity? That might be misleading. I have an abundance…
There is a sign at my local tube station that reads something like:
“Walk carefully on the escalators – last month 34 serious injuries, 1 fatality.”
I don’t know if I should be more cautious of the evidently lethal metal stairs or the apparent hordes of retards surrounding me that are using them.
Tags: 30 Day Song Challenge, coffee, Cold Chisel, Denim Dan's, Flame Trees, footloose, girls, lacrosse, Things that piss me off, Tube
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Have you ever noticed how abstinence is the only thing that is regarded as an achievement that involves simply doing nothing. I did nothing today – You fucking lazy shit! I didn’t drink today – well done!
Have you ever watched old people? I mean not just watching them as they walk at an ever decreasing pace in front of you. I mean i walk slow but i’ve seen retarded, one-legged ants cover a greater distance than some of them. They would probably be able to move faster if they just jumped and let the earth’s rotation move underneath them. But i mean proper watched them from some vantage point? waiting for a train or something like that? Sooner or later they will stop and check what they’re doing…as if they are not 100% sure they should be doing it. Like when they randomly stop everyone around you at the airport to get their bag swabbed and you’re not really sure if you are allowed to walk through or they are going to call in special ops to hunt you down…
Tags: airports, blondes, Drinking, Flying, girls, Mark Lanegan, old people, swearing, terrorists, wastebook, Where Did You Sleep Last Night
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Just as an aside…i started writing this the other day and put it off for a bit. So it’s in a totally different mood than now where i am sitting in Coogee Palace Hotel having a beer and usurping their free internet. I probably wouldn’t have written such a mundane post had i known. I think i would be arrested for perversion if i lived by the beach. You just can’t help it. It’s not even freaking summer yet. I feel dirty. She’s probably 16…ish.
Tags: 31 Song's, a perfect circle, bootlegs, Buzzcocks, Can't Change Me, Chris Cornell, Club Blink, Coheed and Cambria, Coogee Beach, Cooper Temple Clause, Diary of a Lovesong, Drum Media, Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've), girls, Hamish and Andy, I'm Lonely (but i ain't that lonely yet), It's Been a While, Lovesong, Manning Bar, Nick Hornby, Odette Yustman, Offspring, Old Enough, perverts, Professional student hippy save the seahorses vegan neo-political post-anarchic fuckwits, Raconteurs, Screaming Jets, Staind, Talking To a Brick Wall, The Cure, Todd Snider, Trouble, Want You Bad, Welcome Home, White Stripes
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I have finally decided…i don’t find Rihanna attractive…and i find the spelling of her name counterintuitive…and i really like the word counterintuitive and all that it implies…
I recently bought some flowers for some different people. I’m hoping it might make at least one of the recipients happy. Anyway, now the flower company is sending me emails about their specials and seasonal offers etc. Yesterday i got one titled “Admire your fiery Arian loved ones” …Arian flowers…you’d really want to make sure your audience knows how to spell and the difference between the two words. How many of those gift cards have been addressed to ‘my blue-eyed girl’…
Tags: arians, Berger, Bumbershoot, Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns, counterintuitive, Family Feud, Fender Jaguar, flowers, Friends, girls, Jack White, Mother Love Bone, Rihanna, school, social retard, Squires, texting, Unbridled, University, wastebook
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But if you try sometimes, you just might find… you’ll get shat on from a great height…
So why fucking try?
I had another entry prepared for you earlier but it doesn’t quite sit right with me at the moment so it’s been bumped.
Deal with it.
Tags: Boy, girls, Reuben
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In my blog.txt file on my computer i have written ‘Women have mafia mentality’. I wish i knew what i was thinking when i wrote that. Sounds like a concept i would like to explore and build on…
Another one i have written is ‘Modern psychology stopped with the hysterectomy’. This is hilarious. I would assume i was being facetious with this. I think it is more funny to me to think where my mind must have been at that point in time. A quick brush up for those of you who don’t know, the hysterectomy originally came about as a cure for hysteria. It was thought at the time that only women could suffer from hysteria. What makes a woman different to a man? A Uterus. Well let’s get rid of the Uterus then…that should cure it!
Tags: blogs, Cunts, doctors, Foo Fighters, Frankfurt, girls, health insurance, Holy Grail, hysterectomy, Led Zeppelin, mafia mentality, money, Monty Python, North Face, Psychology, service industry, Stairway To Heaven
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My writing sucks for two reasons at the moment…a) I have hardly any time to write any more until i get everything sorted with my flat and contract etc. b) I’ve been rather happy recently….for a change. My writing has always been awful when i’m happy. My songwriting used to really suffer. It just does nothing for me. No wonder i like Grunge music so much…teenage angst is the way forward. I’ll have to try tap in to some repressed hatred to write well again until i invariably fuck something up in my life to make me sad and angry again.
Tags: ADHD, And you will know us by the trail of the dead, Anno Domini High Definition, band names, Bizarre Love Triangle, Fender Catalina, Frank Sinatra, French accents, Frente, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly., girls, Grunge, guitar, Jack Off Jill, Machine Gun Fellatio, My Baby wants to eat your pussy, Riverside, Things that piss me off, writing
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I am embarrassed when new Weezer comes on my headphones on trains and places where people may be able to hear what im listening to. It’s bad enough that i’m wearing a suit, but now it sounds like i’m holding onto my youth via Sum 41 or some other plastic punk band. Seriously people, it’s [...]
Tags: Alizee, Alyssa Milano, blogs, Bono, Brody Dalle, catchphrases, Dave Chappelle, Eliza Dushku, Fiona Apple, girls, hearsay, Ja Rule, Jessica Alba, Katie Melua, logic, Mayonnaise, megan fox, milla jovovich, Monica Bellucci, opinions, picking up, Rainbowy, Roy Keane, Sum 41, the English Language, the others, top 5, Weezer, Zac Efron
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You really get a lot of satisfaction publishing rants…comments left under posts…page hits…whole discussions on other peoples blogs about your posts without commenting on the post itself…
So i’m not allowed to discuss the c-bomb and now i can’t talk about fashion either. There’s just no keeping Squires’ high-brow audience happy is there. I might go back and edit my post (if i can’t write a new one) to include ugg-boots worn outside the house – that’s a definite no-no.
Tags: Bridled Enthusiasm, bridled participation, c-bomb, comments, Cunts, desensitzed to everything, fashion, girls, indifference, life, Manchester United, Squires, stand-up comedy, stinkfist, text messages, tool, ugg-boots
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Desensitized to everything, what became of subtlety? - October 1st, 2009
You really get a lot of satisfaction publishing rants…comments left under posts…page hits…whole discussions on other peoples blogs about your posts without commenting on the post itself…
So i’m not allowed to discuss the c-bomb and now i can’t talk about fashion either. There’s just no keeping Squires’ high-brow audience happy is there. I might go back and edit my post (if i can’t write a new one) to include ugg-boots worn outside the house – that’s a definite no-no.
Tags: Bridled Enthusiasm, bridled participation, c-bomb, comments, Cunts, desensitzed to everything, fashion, girls, indifference, life, Manchester United, Squires, stand-up comedy, stinkfist, text messages, tool, ugg-boots
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