Posts Tagged ‘Manchester City’
30 Day Song Challenge: 2. Your Least Favourite Song - June 2nd, 2011

This is why this challenge is a little bit shit. Now i have to essentially promote some terrible music. How do you pick your least favourite song? I’d be hard pressed to pick my least favourite artist. So this one might just be some things that piss me off. I’m a bit too tired to write something more in depth than that, and the thought of another 28 posts in the next 28 days is making me think i’ve written a cheque i definitely can’t cash.

A vacuous husk of a woman - January 6th, 2010

H&M is not the place for sprint cyclists and hockey players. Seriously, even with my gut i can wear a slim-fit business shirt and the cut is good…but slim-fit trousers? I have to go up to twice my waist size before i can get my legs in without looking like the frontman of a britpop article band…

It feels like ages since i’ve written anything so i might be a little rusty. Sort of like Basketball at the moment. I’d love to see the German’s i play with, play a game with a full referee – it would be hilarious. It’s not a foul if you lose the ball people…these are called steals and turnovers. I’ve also read an incredible piece of tedium from Squires which may have dulled my creative abilities in telling a tale so apologies up front…it’s all on your shoulders mate.

I want to have Roonbeast’s baby - December 1st, 2009

Always be cautious around bow-legged people…they’re shifty. Nobody’s going around riding horses any more, so why are they bow-legged? Shifty i tell you.

While I’m on the topic of legs… your knees should not be the widest part of your legs. You’re supposed to have thigh muscles AND calf muscles. Seriously people, I will buy you a sandwich, it just looks fucking disgusting.

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