Always be cautious around bow-legged people…they’re shifty. Nobody’s going around riding horses any more, so why are they bow-legged? Shifty i tell you.
While I’m on the topic of legs… your knees should not be the widest part of your legs. You’re supposed to have thigh muscles AND calf muscles. Seriously people, I will buy you a sandwich, it just looks fucking disgusting.
A decent nights rest and very little to drink the previous night meant we were feeling fine. We set off to enjoy Prague during the daytime. not phased by the seemingly ineffectiveness of the ‘Slavic plan’ it was decided that if we were to run into any nefarious creatures on the trams or in the streets silk would address me in Serbian – though sadly not on the Serbian finger phone – and i would respond with ‘Da’. What could possibly go wrong?
"Don't think cause I understand, I care..."
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious!"
"You're perfect, yes, it's true...But without me you're only you"
"Then we got asked to play mtv unplugged, you should have seen it. We went right out there and refused to do acoustical versions of the electrical songs we had refused to record in the first place...then we smashed our shit"
