Always be cautious around bow-legged people…they’re shifty. Nobody’s going around riding horses any more, so why are they bow-legged? Shifty i tell you.
While I’m on the topic of legs… your knees should not be the widest part of your legs. You’re supposed to have thigh muscles AND calf muscles. Seriously people, I will buy you a sandwich, it just looks fucking disgusting.
A decent nights rest and very little to drink the previous night meant we were feeling fine. We set off to enjoy Prague during the daytime. not phased by the seemingly ineffectiveness of the ‘Slavic plan’ it was decided that if we were to run into any nefarious creatures on the trams or in the streets silk would address me in Serbian – though sadly not on the Serbian finger phone – and i would respond with ‘Da’. What could possibly go wrong?
"I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down!"
"And he still gives his love, he just gives it away and the love he receives is the love that is saved"
"Just remember I will always love you, even as I tear your fucking throat away. But it will end no other way. It will end no other way!"
"Just remember I will always love you, even as I tear your fucking throat away. But it will end no other way. It will end no other way!"
