Posts Tagged ‘Things that piss me off’
30 Day Song Challenge: 5. A Song That Reminds You Of Someone - August 13th, 2011

I actually have a wealth of material for this here thing, just not enough time to publish it. Does wealth imply quality as well as quantity? That might be misleading. I have an abundance…

There is a sign at my local tube station that reads something like:

“Walk carefully on the escalators – last month 34 serious injuries, 1 fatality.”

I don’t know if I should be more cautious of the evidently lethal metal stairs or the apparent hordes of retards surrounding me that are using them.

I’m not what you would call a morning person - February 15th, 2010

The only positive i can think of with regards to early shifts is that the peasants in my suburb haven’t had a chance to set the daily smouldering fire that is the cigarette part of the rubbish bin at the top of the stairs before heading down into the underground station. Trust me when i tell you that there is nothing quite like the smell of burning tar-soaked filters to get you focused on the day ahead. Tantalises the nose hairs…

Nice Guys Finish Last - February 2nd, 2010

My writing sucks for two reasons at the moment…a) I have hardly any time to write any more until i get everything sorted with my flat and contract etc. b) I’ve been rather happy recently….for a change. My writing has always been awful when i’m happy. My songwriting used to really suffer. It just does nothing for me. No wonder i like Grunge music so much…teenage angst is the way forward. I’ll have to try tap in to some repressed hatred to write well again until i invariably fuck something up in my life to make me sad and angry again.

God smote the enemies of the righteous - July 11th, 2009

I’ll try to make this my last German-bashing post for a while…i said ‘try’ peoples…So me and a friend got drunk in a certain Irish pub one time while he was going through a bit of a rough patch. In the course of venting, we decided to write down our frustrations on the backs of these free post card things for posterity. I now bring you, the aforementioned venting cards. I believe the premise was a collection of things pissing us off at the time…