Posts Tagged ‘Tom Cruise’
A vacuous husk of a woman - January 6th, 2010

H&M is not the place for sprint cyclists and hockey players. Seriously, even with my gut i can wear a slim-fit business shirt and the cut is good…but slim-fit trousers? I have to go up to twice my waist size before i can get my legs in without looking like the frontman of a britpop article band…

It feels like ages since i’ve written anything so i might be a little rusty. Sort of like Basketball at the moment. I’d love to see the German’s i play with, play a game with a full referee – it would be hilarious. It’s not a foul if you lose the ball people…these are called steals and turnovers. I’ve also read an incredible piece of tedium from Squires which may have dulled my creative abilities in telling a tale so apologies up front…it’s all on your shoulders mate.

Tom was a racecar driver - September 5th, 2009

CNN is my polar opposite. I am the most uninformed person on the planet.

Friendships aren’t rational. It’s like when you’re a football manager and your star Ivorian Coast striker blatantly dives and you claim not to have seen the play and will have to see the video. You have to take your friends side no matter what. If you are shown the replay at a later stage then you best be good at bullshitting.

Phil Leguizamo - July 5th, 2009

So the other day i watched George A Romero’s Land Of The Dead. Pretty average movie, but what stuck with me the most is how much our friend Flip looks like John Leguizamo and how they both appear to have problems with their necks where they can only face a camera at an angle.

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